Saturday 28 December 2013

Im a happy chappy!!

In the last few days I have had a new collar, lead, brush and bed.

I am a VERY spoilt doggy :)

Mummy dosnt do product blogging but today she was in a place called the range and dad spotted an info thingy for a new type of easy clean dog brush. Its bristles can be moved back on a springy thing so mummy can clean it easily. Its bloomin brill, daddy knew I liked because my bum went in the air when mummy was grooming me! Its by a company called JML and mum says if you have a woofer get one because I even let her groom my belly something shes not been able to do for a while.

My new collar is leather and makes me look very grown up. We needed a new slip lead so we got one of those too, my minds boggling because of all the new things i have been bought/made!

Today mum made me a new bed, my plastic one is far to small now and is making my joints pretty sore.
Its all fleecy and comfy oooh I loves it I do!!



Sunday 22 December 2013

I met a baby and I liked her!

Mum and dad went down to Somerset today to see Moo and Ted, THE best aunty and uncle ever : )

I was a very naughty boy on the way out mum went mental at me a we had to......

Before he tries to aim for the sympathy vote, he is a sod in the car all ways has been. We had to come home and get the dog guard, in the pouring rain! I then had to sit in the back to keep him bloody quite and calm!

Thanks mother!

We got to somerset, reaching moo and ted in 40 minutes in the driving rain and then stupidly bright sunshine.

I knew something was up and you know what it was, mum max and dad Paul turned up with baby Zena, shes lovely so so tiny. Mum was worried I would be to bouncy, but I WAS good as bloody gold wasn't I mum go on admit it - Yes you were honey very very good, for once!

After we had been there we went to Brean sands for me to have a good old run and for mum to get some drift wood, I wanted to 'help' carry some but she wouldnt let me :(

I would though like to say mum put them in the boot with me and it was like Christmas I had logs and planks all around my basket. But I was to tired though to enjoy them and went to sleep in my basket.

Any way mums had a drink and shes feeling tiddly so cant type straight, so to you all a good night.

Saturday 21 December 2013

Sprites letter to Santa

Dear Santa,
I cannot write I have paws you see so mum is writing this for me.
My name is Sprite I am very almost 2
I have a human sister who is three, her name is Mi.

She dosnt want much for christmas,
A doll that cries,
An ice cream maker
Books and toys
Shes easy to please and been so good and so nice this year.

Me
I'd be happy for a few treats
A tennis ball or three
A warm cosy bed and veggy scraps for my tea
(mum feeds me more than this but I likes my peelings)

Mum
She doesn’t want anything
Just for her family to be fed happy and warm
And to hopefully bring joy to where is has not been

Dad
He has all he wants, he got his game,
He has his airsoft gun
He has the love of me and Mi
He wants for not much more you see

Now for some random requests
The hoover has asked for a new belt
The cooker a clean
The fridge needs a declutter
The cupboards want filling they are homes for moths
The loo is crying out bleach and a good scrub
Mum has said she and dad have done the above
But I know you Santa paws have to help

So santa paws this is my letter to you
I hope it reaches you in time for christmas,
I know how busy you are
With the reindeer presents and the sleigh
Getting ready for the one night
Where you fly across the nights sky
Filling peoples hearts with love and joy


Love Sprite  
Not Sprites  paw print, borrowed from google.

Sunday 15 December 2013

Wounds run deep

Unfortunately it appears despite sprites physical wounds healing it appears the biggest injury is in his head.

He won't be left,any small noise freaks him out and he's going crazy when tied up outside shops.
His playing is fine now as we had an impromptu play date with Doug the Neapolitan mastiff. This got him to play very happily and away from me!

The police have taken the incident seriously and will be helping us find the man. When I meet other dog walkers I warn them about that man and to watch out for him.

Adams home now and he seems to have relaxed somewhat but is still not completely calm.
I will keep you loyal fans updated on how things go. Slow and steady baby steps. 
Pippa sprites mum

Tuesday 10 December 2013

I DID NOT DESERVE THIS!

Hey fans!
Sorry for another gap, so my mums fault! I forgive her because mini moo has had hand foot and mouth and been ill herself. It was epic! She had no voice for 48 hours (epic for you Sprite, but not for me!) and Amelia and I ran a mock!!

I got given some sweeties by auntie Steph yesterday, little treat sticks of yummyness, I like  Steph she lovely :)

Well nothing much has happened up until yesterday, which is when I learnt scrounging a chilli out of the bin was a bad idea!


Poor mum had to clean projectile puke at 11 pm, she was not impressed! I hope you have learnt your lesson Sprite.....

Today though was awful :(

Amelia finally felt up to taking me for a proper walk, mums been doing round the blocks or up the shops for the last few days because mi has not felt up to going far.

So off we went up to the dog field.

First we met Monty a 6 month old choc lab, who jumped up at mi and scared her. Mum was holey unsympathetic as I have done it to mi to many times to count.

Mum gave her my flinger to carry to make her feel better and to get to walk. We toddled to the ponds for a swim and they started my retrieve training. Out of the corner of my eye I caught site of a very very small dog, who was a french bulldog cross something she was dinky but boy knew how to play. I didnt bargain on her big brother though, Tonto an American Bulldog cross who was all muscle. Aww it was grand the little one was called Pixie, mum wanted to sneak her home she was in love.

However, I did not deserve what happened next.

Turning for home a man came onto the field from bishpool end with 2 staphies on a lead, I bounded up to say hi, as I do. He only went and feckin kicked me! So hard its bruised.

Mum got Tonto and I back and hadnt realised I had been injured until later, She and Tontos mummy wanted us away from the bad nasty man.


Why he was walking his dogs on a dog field and didnt want them to socialise is beyond mums scale of stupidity!!

19 Hills is a well known dog walking spot, and dogs are normally off the lead because its been a dog field for time in memoriam. People walk there dogs there because they can let them socialise and burn off energy, they do not expect there dogs to be harmed, yeah sure the odd bite wound from over exuberance and scratched from bush diving are part n parcel of the walk. But for a human to harm a dog in this fashion is not normal. I feel sorry for the man if he has issues, but I feel more sorry for his dogs. They seemed lovely friendly animals and wanted to play with sprite and Tonto. 
Sprite is a companion dog and if he is injured he cannot carry out his duties because he is in pain, as it is he has slept most of the afternoon and laid next to Mi. 
I really hope the man hangs his head in shame! 

Not the best pic, and its a bit stretched out but you try getting a lab to sit still!!




Thursday 28 November 2013

I LOVE LEAVES!!!!

Had to share that! Our favourite tree on 19 hills has lost it leaves and mum had to explain to dad, my head burrowing in the leaves is my version of Mi throwing them in the air :)







I have not been well, I have had an eye infection the last week but its finally cleared up. Mum says it was pink eye but I don't know why its called that, it was painful! More than one morning mum had to pry my eye open first thing, mi kept doing pirate impressions I am guessing she was taking the micky!!

Mum treated it with cold tea, and it worked, bugger paying the devil £30 quid to get eye drops!

Mini moos been poorly this weekend, shes had a bad cough and stinking cold so I have been on mutt guard to look after her.

Not much else to report been a typical week!

So here is a poem to pass the time.

This week I have been a pirate,
Eye gunked shut argh ha ha, yo ho!

I have dragged mum through the mud
Twisted her ankle boy she did cuss

Ploughed through the leaves
My version of toss game I guess

Mum won an award for her volunteering
yes it true
She even  bought me chicken home from the buffet
It was delicious.

Showed dad my retrieve skills
With my tennis ball and flinger
He watched as mum launched
And I fetched
I am getting better you see!

So thats my week
In words and pictures
Me my family and fun!





Saturday 16 November 2013

Hey yall!

Mums been remiss with my blog I am so very sorry, one cannot get the staff these days.

Well, let me see what has happened, my bottom is fine now, although if the toys are down I hide in the kitchen, I simply do not like the sight of them.

Not much has occurred in the time since my last blog, Myself mum and little Mi held the two minute silence, although mum had to explain to Mi why we did it. I think it is very respectful I paws-ed for the fallen animals, as they work just as hard as humans.


The fireworks have been on going but now seemed to have stopped, mum and dad did sparklers with Mi, they looked very very pretty and not nearly as noisy as the big bangy things in the sky.


 We had a lovely frost mid week and I had awesome time ploughing around in it and sneezing when icicles went up my nose. Mum was taking her time photographing mushrooms so I ate them, well it was the only right thing to do when her attention was taken away from me!!



We meandered up through the woods and went to see aunty Haylie, mums FSW who is very nice.


The rest of the week followed in the normal fashion, although Mi and I got very muddy when mum got distracted it was FUN (Sprite I will send you the bills but mum I have no money!!)

Sprite stop!!
NOPE!!!! SPLASH!!





Mucky Pups!




Friday, dad was off which meant one and only thing WALKIES!! 

We decided after Mi got home, to adventure somewhere new, well, we have been to part of the place before, but not to this awesome bit.

We  Mum decided that we should pop to the woods of Tredeger park, and I am glad she did. I got to play with new friends, Monty a Patterdale, Keira a Staffy (i was a perfect gent to her, she was very pwetty dont tell shadow!) luna the loony cockapoo , Teddy a lickle squeaky pup and lola a golden retriever. Dad was going mad, but as soon as mum shouted 'whats this?' I came running! Dad was miffed but I played and played and played I loved it and we are going again.


Mum got me a bag of bones from our butcher yesterday AJ Wilding and Kent, they are lovely.

I am sat with mum next to her on the sofa, slobering on her foot. A lovely lady will be posting a story about me on facebook shortly so watch this space :)

Monday 4 November 2013

BB guns bloody hurt!!!

Lets just say being a moving target is not funny! It was NOT intentional It was an ACCIDENT! 
Just before he considers phoning the RSPCA! There was hardly any power behind it, he is a drama queen!! 

My bum has a bruise and I aint happy, I will get my revenge mwah ha ha woof!!

That was yesterday and today is a new day! 

Amelia has a imaginary lion pet called Leo, I am a bit unhappy as it appears to have replaced me and even has his own pillow by her bed!!

How rude, I dont even get that! hmmmm 

Tonight, I am curled up with  mum under my thunder blanket, hiding from the horrid horrid fireworks. 
under my blankie :)


This morning though I had a jolly good laugh mum came back from dropping titch to school and she shouted up the stairs (where I was with dad) that if I got my bum moving we could meet up with Shadow, Old charl and little Charlie and have a play date! 

Well that was it I was down the stairs and heading for door faster than lightning, buuuuuuuuuut mum had to put my collar on, that takes up valuable play time grrrrrrrr. 

I dragged mum up the road and I got to play for 45 minutes chasing Shadow up and down the field like a man thing. I bloomin loved it I did! Although, Shadow plays rough and she batted me in the face and I have a cut above my eye.

I kept playing, I didnt want to stop mum was enjoying the company whilst walking she was jabbering away to aunty Steph, our next door neighbour.

Well its been a good day, so I am signing off dad will be home so will need bouncing on as soon as the door opens!

N night peeps!

Saturday 2 November 2013

I hate fireworks

They are horrid!!
Loud stinky bright and unexpected, I really hate them.

I AM SCARED
:( !!!


Well its been a week of being in doors on my todd, Wednesday mum was out with titch till mid afternoon and I was not a happy doggy :(
I got my own back by splashing her and mi mi with mud tee hee!

Thursday, was hallow een? Lots of knocking on the door despite mum putting a sign in the window grrrrr.

Friday I was like a coiled spring, and boy did mum know it she tried to hurry my walk and I did a runner!!! She went mental and it wasn't the normal upset with me, oh no it was the threatened with a hearth rug skinning mad. I got put straight in my crate and was most miffed, dad didn't come and get me once she had gone out!

Tonight I am hiding under mums movie duvet with Mi's sheepy which she lent me before she went to bed :) I loves her I do shes my sister.

PS The book I am has been published yay!!





Sunday 27 October 2013

theres a storm brewing

According to the weather man, or people as mum says its nice to be correct.

Not written a blog in a few days as there has been nothing to really write about.

Mum went out yesterday with stidge for a few hours, without telling me where and left me with daddy I cried and I cried, dad was relieved to get mum home tee hee!

I laid up with mum as she had a bad headache so I came down for tea then went back up to be with her.

There was thunder last night and mums sciatica was playing up so she was in the spare room, and me i was that scared i tried to hide under her blanket, needless to say she wasnt happy!

We woke up this morning and mum was like, what was all the fuss about?????
Calm as a mill pond, dad pointed out to her we were likely to be in the eye of the storm, storms can see? Wow, so they know that they are going to hit somewhere, surely if thats the case why cant they ring ahead?? Mums rolling her eyes at me, what so they have eyes, but no arms?? Makes no sense to me, I will just look cute and ignore her trying to explain it as it sounds more than my brain can handle!

Late this morning we ventured up to the woods in order to let me burn some energy off ahead of keeping us in tomorrow. I was put into the boot by dad, mum was on the back seat I did not want to be in the boot, so as soon as dad stopped at the coldra lights I hopped over!
We went up to wentwood, and the storm really picked up when we started out, I didnt care, but titch was struggling in the mud and dads off the beaten path routes (they where marked but overgrown), didn't help.

I was tracking something, not sure what and I think I tripped all I know is I have a very sore paw thats quite swollen and tender.

Mum timed me out when we got home as I kept pestering her in the kitchen so i got put in the crate for half an hour :( :(

This evening I have watched one man and his dog, the whistling had me interested, mum said I would have to learn to listen before we could try it!

well we have just been up to move mi mi, the wind has picked up and spooked her so I am going to sign off as she is now in the spare room, I will sleep in with her for reassurance.

Tuesday 22 October 2013

Its raining its pouring I dont like walking!

Mornin me dears! Its raining again mum says its Wales lump it, how cruel??

Yesterday I went out for my morning walk with mum up to 19 Hills and I went for my normal swim, well it was not a swim yesterday it was a bloomin attempt to keep alive! I dived head first and nearly drowned. Mum was laughing her head off, whilst I managed to save myself thank you for no help mum, and I had throw up a load of water. Mum wasn't laughing then!!

Any ways I went out in the afternoon with titch and I had to stay on my lead because it was so wet mum didn't want titch getting to wet.

We got to meet my mate Grif, the border collie cross whilst we were in the woods mum knew it was him because her wears a red bandanna, Grif was off his lead and I couldn't play! Miffed is an understatement........

Mum here, Sprite couldn't go off his lead in the woods because on one side of the path is a steep drop thats been partially washed away with the rain. I was concerned he would knock Mi down the hill!

Thank you mum for your in put!! We toddled home via the play park but didn't stop there long as there older boys there that where making me wary and annoying mum with the language. As we were leaving we spotted some people walking there dogs in the basket ball court which clearly states no dogs allowed. Perhaps its because we chase and eat balls I dunno, but mum had her wig off about it.

Well today they made me walk in the rain again, so I cried and whimpered then did something so incredibly naughty I made mi face plant in a humongous puddle where a drain had blocked in a car park.


Any ways I must go sleep is for me now!

Oh mum found this care of labradors worldwide, its not hers but she likes it!


Tuesday 15 October 2013

before I go to bed

Mum did this so she can stop explaining it to people, I am also partially sighted so give me a break!


me hooter

Seems to be popular on fli-kr, I swear that site is spelt strange. Mum uses it to share photos of me,my sis and other stuff she takes pictures of. There really is no need for her to take pictures of other things I am surely enough!
Hooter (the one with the hits)

Any ways,I was getting annoyed yesterday afternoon as mum was taking her time getting ready to go out for my walk, she swears it was Mi's fault. My sister is pretty blameless to me so it was mums fault.

I started to nudge her endlessly to get up, but she wouldn't shift instead she got the camera out and started to take my picture, like loads!

I guess one must be good, as its got loads of 'hits' on flickr, why do people hit screens? Seems senseless and just a little dumb? (Sprite, hits means people clicking on and viewing a photo not actually hitting a screen)

tyuiop]]]999-0amelia sprite (Amelia helping type the blog!)






We finally went for our walk and had an awesome time running, jumping and splashing. It was great fun until I lost my tennis ball :( No amount of fishing could find it. Mum said we had a spare at home, so Mi and I gave up and came home.

Perfect sit! (for once!)

SPLASH!








Fishing :) 


This morning it was very cold but mum said the light was awesome for photography so off we went, and she was right it was to cold to swim but wonderful to run round and  see all my tracks in the frosty dew.

Right my humans must take me out I have just been to find my ball!
Steamy!!








Low winter sun :)


Sunday 13 October 2013

Sister been ill

Sorry for not typing but my hooman sister has been ill all week and she has finally turned a corner and has been much better today.

We went exploring on Friday and I loved it I did, we went to a place called Caldicot Castle near home its free at the moment and even better they allow dogs on leads so I got to see inside a real Castle. It wasnt the biggest according to mum but its my first so I didnt care.

We had a mooch around the parkland before and we saw sheep and other dogs, dad picked up loads of conkers I dont know why can you eat them?

We made our loop, but mum spotted a group of school children well she heard them first noisey bunch of hooligans! Dad wanted to put me in the car but mum insisted I came in with them and I am glad I did. Lots to smell and see. Dad took titch up one of towers whilst mum took me to sit a while out of the way of the noisey kids they where making me a wee bit bouncy so I needed a time out. Dad and titch waved from the top of the tower, wow, it looked HIGH!

The kids soon disappeared which meant dad, mum, Mi and I had the place to ourselves except two masons (mum says they work with stone) and three staff members. Mum and I had a look into what she thinks was once a tower and I decided the arrow slits looked good to climb in and it was hard but I got there. Mum didn't have the camera as dad had taken it with him. Such a shame she didn't get the pic, that would have been me in the dog house for months!!

Mum disappeared up a tower on her own but I didnt get to go and I didn't want to not see her so I was going mental for dad and titch was looking for mum too, I guess we are too used to her being there.

Mi was getting tired and wanted to go to the play park, so we decided to explore further on a differn't day. When we left I made a bid for freedom as mum got distracted and let go of my lead, but as soon as she shouted sit and asseyez vous, I sat and got rounded up!

The noisy children had taken over the play park so dad decided to take us to another one which was near by. I was made to stay in the car but ha ha ha! I had a cunning plan, they got back to find me on the back seat looking pleased with myself, I was much more settled then I dont like the boot :(

Unfortunatly mi went down hill Friday night into Saturday  and spent all the time snuggled up on either mum or dad, and that meant I had to sit on the floor!!! Me, the floor never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  By Saturday night mum was quite worried and took Mi to the out of hours doctors. Shes ok it just appears she has a lingering Virus, which has lasted a week but touch wood, mum touches my head, shes better today much to everyones relief!

So I must away to eat peelings that mum dropped on the floor :)

Tuesday 8 October 2013

Splash!

Thats my new trick, mum taught me it so I know its ok to go bomb diving into the ponds on 19 hills where we walk every day.

I had been naughty and wouldnt come back, so was on my 8 lead not happy, I really do not like the control bit, I am a free spirit and I WANT TO RUN! Well Its not my fault birds are so wonderful to chase and make me so bouncyfied.

Ayways, I dint go for a walk yesterday I know its bad, but in the morning I just did not want go, and in the afternoon Mi came home from school and just wanted to cuddle up on the floor and watch movies under the blankie. Hey I like cuddles so I wasnt complaining.

Mum made sure I had a good old run today though and I am a LUNATIC!!
I had to laugh mind, mum was walking titch and I this avo having made soup for tea, oh my I love when she makes soup, the peelings dont half fly! Off track Sprite FOCUS! but muuuuuuuuuuuuuuum I love food. After I had nearly bowled titch into the ponds we were walking back and mum was aware that another dog was nearby. She thought it was Max, a rather elderly labrador friend of mine, who isnt the most stable of animals. It wasnt it was Milo a labrador cross staphie who cocked his leg on mum tee hee I did laugh.

I have spent the evening with stidge on mum and dads bed, I am in full on guard mode tonight no one better try and get in, we had a visitor this afternoon and I did not like her. I am down here tonight mum and dad are NOT happy at all about the situation so are being cautious ah well I am Sprite so I am awesome!


Saturday 5 October 2013

Being nurse

My little sister is ill today, she has got a high temp and is coughing. She wasnt right yesterday after school but we all thought she was just tired.

So I am having a day of being the best big bro, mum has said shes going to make me a red cross bandana to wear on days like today.

Mum had to tell me off yesterday, I like sausage rolls they are lovely! We were walking to the shops to go and get electric and gas on the way to fetch Mi, two girl where walking past with sausage rolls, lovely hot, yummy smelling hmmmmmmmmmm SPRITE FOCUS! Sorry mum, anyway I wanted a try and tried to jump up, but mum pulled me down with a short sharp no and bad dog, she had found my slip lead (buried in my bed basket) and so I was under her control! I remained in her bad books as I was barking at the kids, but someone pointed out the kids had been winding me up and stomping on my tail mum was livid (whats that? I have heard of Liver, but not livid).

Because of this mum let me have a good run off the lead on 19 hills, and with all the rain the ponds where really really deep, Mi kept trying to jump in too, but they are MY puddles so I kept splashing her.
Mum took mi and I leaf hunting yesterday afternoon, i loved it I was picking up acorns and giving them to Mi, slightly chewed but the thought was there. Mi picked up absoloutley loads, and because we had the storm the other night there where a few branches down too which came home with us.

Mum got very annoyed, not at me, at the oven and the food, it was taking for bleeding ever to cook it was the potatoes again causing issues!  It did smell lovely all chickeny and belly rumblingly good. I didnt get any but I had been having scraps all day.

Mums taught me a new trick this morning, dad needed some clean socks and knows my fetish for carrying them in my mouth, she gave the clean ones to carry down and I gave them to dad, and released them no arguing and only went a got a bloomin custard cream!!!!! At the moment i am lying on the floor next to little sis whilst she watches tv i think shes fallen asleep........................................
ghost for Halloween??

cwtching sis 


Thursday 3 October 2013

Soaking wet burred bugger bum

AND I AM FAMOUS! Had my mug published in this months LRO magazine mum was told by a friend on facebook this morning.




Been out for my tats just now and because mis hidden my slip lead mum had to put me on a normal lead, which equals her being walked by me hmmmmmmm that was fun! We had to pop and see Haylie mums family support worker to say thank you for sorting out the electric this morning which mum was pleased about-and so was I as the house alarm goes mental when the electric runs out-its louder than me!Shes renamed me the tazmanian devil because I wanted to go in the office and share my love :)

Well its about to thunder here, so im off to hide in my bed as I hate thunder with a passion mums put my blanket and pillows on the top ready so I can feel safe in the Sprite cave.

TTFN peeps, see on the flip side :)

Its raining its pouring,
The spritey dog is hiding
He hates the rain and the thunder
prefers to be hiding under
Blankets in the crate

Tuesday 1 October 2013

Darth Vader LIVES!!!!

Ok thanks for that mum we all know sharing is good but sometimes well, you know DON'T! I snore I admit it and because my beloved basket is getting a little bit too small my throat rests on the edge and it makes me sound like Darth Vader, who ever he is - he sounds scary!

Any hooo, I am still in mums bad books, yup me with whom butter would not melt. I was made to do most of my walk this morning on the dual lead system mum has, all because I was a bit naughty yesterday and belly flopped on a teeny tiny yorky. How was I to know it wasn't a small snackerel that needed sitting on to get a reward, it looked like Anton when I first had him (my very dead meerkat squeaky toy).

We are home alone today, and I am choosing my own company in my basket whilst mum acts as my secretary, well I can not type, so she has to whilst I dictate by making sounds like a canary .

I was not the most impressed of animals on Sunday mother and my sister went out for the afternoon to a meal and a party and I was not invited, mum said because it was in the pub I couldnt go. So I played dead, when they finally got home I refused to bark, fuss or whine until mum came up and let me out. she was very worried tee hee, I could tell by the voice!

I spent sunday evening with mi, she was very tired and only wanted me, so I went upstairs and slept on the bed next to her until dad came home and brought her downstairs for a while to have a cwtch.


I think I need to start writing poems in these posts, as I like to sing 'call it singing Sprite I call it noise' 

So here goes!

I am Sprite yes I am
Last time I chased my tail I got in a spin
Got all dizzy and landed in the bin

I can run for miles and not listen to me mum
she calls me her big pain in the bum
I like my walks I likes my runs
I like sliding down the hills on my tum.

Are these any good?

This is my fav youtube vid of the day! Proves, that with love, barriers can be broken down and mistakes are only mistakes in the eyes of unseeing and uncaring.



Saturday 28 September 2013

My poor ears!!

My beloved mother knows how to torture me at times!

This morning she volunteered me for entertainment at a friends house whilst she popped to do some last minute shopping for a very special girls birthday.

She has two kidlets, one mi's age the other a little younger and much like a rather bouncy puppy!

I got to play all morning, tag, chase, fetch climbing frame, horsey and make them laugh. The little boy had a thing for my tail but seeing as I cant feel the thing where he was stomping on it, I didnt fuss ne bother but I did give him a proper tongue bath-much to his enjoyment. Mum spent most of the time looking very very frustrated by the kidlets noise and energy so much so she says she has a sore throat tee hee, yeah cheers dog!

We had a time out corner, which mum put us all in at some point, me included what? I had only sat on mis face and farted, whas wrong with that?????

Time came for me to go home with dad, as the kids where feeding me pastry which poor mum has had to put up with the smell from all evening, i luves pastry but it hates me! BOO HISS :(

I spent the afternoon cuddling mi on mum and dads bed as she was so tired she was crying her heart out, i didnt like it, mi only cries when shes tired or ill.

I have to say Carys-Ann is my new second fav child, she was so wonderful gave the best hugs and kisses and did as my mum told her, although her patting needs working on, she is a little rough, i forgive her shes only small.

I have been asking when are we going back mum dosnt answer, i know she and mi will be going back but why not me? Because me dear darling sprite, you think you are a human, and can play like a human but you are a dog a DOG, and a bloomin big one at that! 

I am in my basket, mum was going to watch Marley and me but chose not to because its very sad and has a dog like me in it.

Any ways im in my basket, chilling out snoring acting all cool

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I missed the best bit of my day! Because i was good this morning i got a whole flipping sausage in my tea tonight ooooh it was nice :)
x

Friday 27 September 2013

i am what i am......

And I AM SPRITICUS RARRRRRR!

Lol only kidding i dont rarr much unless you can count my singing as rarring, mum says otherwise i sound like a demented canary on over drive.

My mum, (pip) is typing this with a broken finger thanks to me so excuse punctuation and grammar!

Yes, thats right a broken finger thanks to moi! I cant help i get a naughty half  demented dog head on sometimes, im just like that orange and black stripy thing whats it called? Tigger, is that it? I get like him sometimes and all i want to do is bounce bounce bounce, and if mums attached well she needs to bounce to, although she says she would rather i didnt. I ended in my basket moaning and groaning as if i were dying after, mum paid no attention how mean?!

Any ways, I am a year and a 8 months old, not sure what that means, but i reckon its got to be around 12 human years? I was born 23rd of december 2011, just before christmas and given the rather un cool name of sprout. Mum wishes she had left me with that name but they changed it before they knew me he he! I came home when I was 11 weeks old and now have a human sister Mi (my) my pawtner in crime and feeder of scraps. I loves her i do, with all my big heart but by 6 in the evening i have had enough and i go with her upstairs for bedtime, which means i get to sit on the bed with her whilst mum tries and reads a story. Tries is a good word for that hullabaloo, as i try and sit on the book, mum, mi, toys or act the clown and fall off the bed on purpose to stop proceedings and get me all the attention.

Mum-and dad, have many many nicknames for me,including my full name Spritcus destructamus maximus norman price Needs, what a flaming mouthful?? Many other names are thrown in and quite a few are un repeatable moi a poo head me??? me ? ME? (mum says yes you!) 

I am the most loveable dog on earth but can drive mum to distraction, but she soon forgives me and lets me up for cuddles on her sofa in the evenings, thats my time to be me :)

Dad wants to train me as a gun dog, i dont know what a gun is but it sounds scary, i think i will stick to my bumper and tennis balls thank you, and rounding up odd children here and there. I am a class clown and would rather play than be serious. I like to sniff things, and eat the most inappropriate delicacies going  poo, bagies (mum says they might be called bagies but they shouldnt be eaten) , socks, pants, grass, tin foil, tennis balls and paper (cake paper is the best!).

Mums got so fed up with my naughty behaviour on walks i have gone back to puppy basics which sucks as i cant go play in the ponds and go bowling for magpies :( :(

I liked to relax, not stress, and get very upset if left for any time, like mum abandoning me Tuesday ALL morning, well she did have a valid set of reasons, but nothings a valid reason in my books.She pointed out i was warm safe had water and was comfy much more than many dogs have in a life time, mums great at guilt tripping, she says she has had seven years practice with dad so im a sinch hmmmmmmm dad should get mug written on his head, i wonder can i learn to write and hold a pen to for that hmmmmm evils plans in my head..........






Me mi, and dad