Thursday 28 November 2013

I LOVE LEAVES!!!!

Had to share that! Our favourite tree on 19 hills has lost it leaves and mum had to explain to dad, my head burrowing in the leaves is my version of Mi throwing them in the air :)







I have not been well, I have had an eye infection the last week but its finally cleared up. Mum says it was pink eye but I don't know why its called that, it was painful! More than one morning mum had to pry my eye open first thing, mi kept doing pirate impressions I am guessing she was taking the micky!!

Mum treated it with cold tea, and it worked, bugger paying the devil £30 quid to get eye drops!

Mini moos been poorly this weekend, shes had a bad cough and stinking cold so I have been on mutt guard to look after her.

Not much else to report been a typical week!

So here is a poem to pass the time.

This week I have been a pirate,
Eye gunked shut argh ha ha, yo ho!

I have dragged mum through the mud
Twisted her ankle boy she did cuss

Ploughed through the leaves
My version of toss game I guess

Mum won an award for her volunteering
yes it true
She even  bought me chicken home from the buffet
It was delicious.

Showed dad my retrieve skills
With my tennis ball and flinger
He watched as mum launched
And I fetched
I am getting better you see!

So thats my week
In words and pictures
Me my family and fun!





Saturday 16 November 2013

Hey yall!

Mums been remiss with my blog I am so very sorry, one cannot get the staff these days.

Well, let me see what has happened, my bottom is fine now, although if the toys are down I hide in the kitchen, I simply do not like the sight of them.

Not much has occurred in the time since my last blog, Myself mum and little Mi held the two minute silence, although mum had to explain to Mi why we did it. I think it is very respectful I paws-ed for the fallen animals, as they work just as hard as humans.


The fireworks have been on going but now seemed to have stopped, mum and dad did sparklers with Mi, they looked very very pretty and not nearly as noisy as the big bangy things in the sky.


 We had a lovely frost mid week and I had awesome time ploughing around in it and sneezing when icicles went up my nose. Mum was taking her time photographing mushrooms so I ate them, well it was the only right thing to do when her attention was taken away from me!!



We meandered up through the woods and went to see aunty Haylie, mums FSW who is very nice.


The rest of the week followed in the normal fashion, although Mi and I got very muddy when mum got distracted it was FUN (Sprite I will send you the bills but mum I have no money!!)

Sprite stop!!
NOPE!!!! SPLASH!!





Mucky Pups!




Friday, dad was off which meant one and only thing WALKIES!! 

We decided after Mi got home, to adventure somewhere new, well, we have been to part of the place before, but not to this awesome bit.

We  Mum decided that we should pop to the woods of Tredeger park, and I am glad she did. I got to play with new friends, Monty a Patterdale, Keira a Staffy (i was a perfect gent to her, she was very pwetty dont tell shadow!) luna the loony cockapoo , Teddy a lickle squeaky pup and lola a golden retriever. Dad was going mad, but as soon as mum shouted 'whats this?' I came running! Dad was miffed but I played and played and played I loved it and we are going again.


Mum got me a bag of bones from our butcher yesterday AJ Wilding and Kent, they are lovely.

I am sat with mum next to her on the sofa, slobering on her foot. A lovely lady will be posting a story about me on facebook shortly so watch this space :)

Monday 4 November 2013

BB guns bloody hurt!!!

Lets just say being a moving target is not funny! It was NOT intentional It was an ACCIDENT! 
Just before he considers phoning the RSPCA! There was hardly any power behind it, he is a drama queen!! 

My bum has a bruise and I aint happy, I will get my revenge mwah ha ha woof!!

That was yesterday and today is a new day! 

Amelia has a imaginary lion pet called Leo, I am a bit unhappy as it appears to have replaced me and even has his own pillow by her bed!!

How rude, I dont even get that! hmmmm 

Tonight, I am curled up with  mum under my thunder blanket, hiding from the horrid horrid fireworks. 
under my blankie :)


This morning though I had a jolly good laugh mum came back from dropping titch to school and she shouted up the stairs (where I was with dad) that if I got my bum moving we could meet up with Shadow, Old charl and little Charlie and have a play date! 

Well that was it I was down the stairs and heading for door faster than lightning, buuuuuuuuuut mum had to put my collar on, that takes up valuable play time grrrrrrrr. 

I dragged mum up the road and I got to play for 45 minutes chasing Shadow up and down the field like a man thing. I bloomin loved it I did! Although, Shadow plays rough and she batted me in the face and I have a cut above my eye.

I kept playing, I didnt want to stop mum was enjoying the company whilst walking she was jabbering away to aunty Steph, our next door neighbour.

Well its been a good day, so I am signing off dad will be home so will need bouncing on as soon as the door opens!

N night peeps!

Saturday 2 November 2013

I hate fireworks

They are horrid!!
Loud stinky bright and unexpected, I really hate them.

I AM SCARED
:( !!!


Well its been a week of being in doors on my todd, Wednesday mum was out with titch till mid afternoon and I was not a happy doggy :(
I got my own back by splashing her and mi mi with mud tee hee!

Thursday, was hallow een? Lots of knocking on the door despite mum putting a sign in the window grrrrr.

Friday I was like a coiled spring, and boy did mum know it she tried to hurry my walk and I did a runner!!! She went mental and it wasn't the normal upset with me, oh no it was the threatened with a hearth rug skinning mad. I got put straight in my crate and was most miffed, dad didn't come and get me once she had gone out!

Tonight I am hiding under mums movie duvet with Mi's sheepy which she lent me before she went to bed :) I loves her I do shes my sister.

PS The book I am has been published yay!!